I'll add you if I know or remotely trust you, and we talk using my Twitter, or if aguu thinks you're good enough to meet me. Which is highly unlikely.

Fangirls/boys,

No, you don't deserve a salutation. I do not like being paired off with your (undoubtedly) very badly written Original Character. The only pairings I come across is Allen x Road, OC x Road, Tyki x Road (or Road x Tyki, which is sick enough for you bastards, he's my uncle) and weirdly enough Road x Lenalee. But that was just bizarre because it was a fic about me making her really fat? What the fuck are you people on? Thankfully there are few communities (off of Fanfiction.net) that can make stories that are lovingly fitting for me, psychologically and I'm actually in-character. 

Aside from that I only wish that you people love me more, or maybe just stay the way you are, my fanbase. The bigger you are the more room you have to screw me up or pair me off with someone else that I do not remotely even like.

Road